mpfrench wrote
I had the unfortunate experience of spending several days in a hospital behind their very restrictive wifi firewall
Was it a military hospital ?
A decent hospital might allow their clients VPN access in these modern times. Perhaps suggest that to them.
As for the rest of your question, there is no solution.
The reason: It is an arms race.
No matter what openvpn does, the source code is open and free.
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Various governments around the planet do not like people using VPNs.
They have all the money, power and time it takes to find a way to win the
arms race.
All governments want to stop us using crypto for everything, except what they sanction.